Safe and Sound ....almost?

A blip of my new footwear Spring Collection for 2014.

I am now safe from crushed toes (steel toecap).
I can cross hot coals (heat-resistant to 300°C).
I can walk on a bed of nails (penetration-resistant midsole)
Electromagnetic Fields hold no fears (non metallic insole).
And DSEAR compliant (anti-static) - for use in explosive atmospheres.

and the downside.......they are size 11 so they are not safe to drive in (as in small cars I can press all three pedals with one foot) and they won't fit in my rucksack.....I need a manual handling assessment to carry them!