Nessie Lives!

Warning: Nonsense write-up ahead.

I found Nessie! She was lying on the beach at Jacks Point at the weekend, sunbathing I guess. And look! She's sprouted a couple of squid-like arms, so she can use her smartphone with ease. Because even Loch Ness monsters have to keep up with technology.

Here she is, relaxing at Lake Mapourika, which we visited on our West Coast holiday.

It's not my best work, I know, but it's all I have today.