Pinksters Puzzles .

By PINKERS

YES , We have Bananas .

YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS .
Great excitement down at the radio station this Morning . I had a reporter sitting in with me from Radio 4 .

YIPPE YI AYYYYYYYY. ( I may hit the big time yet ;-).

She is making a program for 'YOU AND YOURS " , and wanted to interview me . (ooooerrrrrrr Can't think why . ;-)
I think it is all about community radio station . Any way , it was great fun and I only once made a mistake when I was talking so much , watching myself on the monitor to check I looked my prettiest on the WEB CAM , ;-) and I said I would play TAKE THAT , and I emmmm tracked up Nora jones instead .

((((((((((((((( BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ))))))))))))))).

Never mind all good fun . My career is over before it had a chance to get started . ;-)

What does one do when the going gets tough ? One bakes a cake thats what one does . Well I do . A Banana one would be good . Baking and eating cake is a good consolation for making mistakes in-front of a reporter . ( Like I make a lot of those. ;-) )

. Now I have a good tip for you . Bananas

Do you ever end up with a bowl full of over ripe bananas , when you really only enjoy them when they are bright yellow and fresh . ? I do . ( OOOO Thats a famous line from a wedding service .)

Don't despair and throw them away . NO . Freeze them . They are then perfect when you defrost them for mushing up and putting into your cake mix or muffins .Shove them in the AGA , YUMMY YUM. Take it from me they are delicious .

Take care though . I nearly got killed by a banana last year . Indeed I did . It was a frozen banana and it fell off the top shelf of my high level freezer and BONKED ME ON THE BONCE .

It hurt .HURUMPF .( I nealy cried with the pain , BUT as there was no one their to kiss it better , I didn't bother )

Can you imagine the headlines .

"Lady found unconscious on the Kitchen floor knocked out by a BANANA . " teehee teehee

Time to get cooking .

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