That's torn it.

When I was a teenager I ran down an alleyway
next to cinema bursting for a pee.
The relief was immense.
Noisy as fuck, and totally blissful.

Suddenly a door that backed onto the alleyway from the cinema
flew open and 300 people piled out.

I just sat there. Frozen.
And the stream refused to stop.
Right then, I would have given my right testicle
for a dog on lead to stroke.
In the end, I think I pretended I was looking
for some dropped money.