Ewe, Ewe and Ewe dine out!

Waiter Farmer: Can I offer "ewes" a seat? (said in a posh Scottish accent)

Ewes :No thanks we'd rather stand. What's on the menu today?

Waiter Farmer: Hay!

Ewes : Hello to you too! What's on the menu today?

Waiter Farmer: Hay!!

Ewes: Is he deaf....hay to you too!!! But what's on the menu today????

Waiter Farmer : IT'S HAY!!!!!!

Ewes : Oh we see now!!

Waiter Farmer: Just pick any field and stand in it and I'll serve you directly.

Ewes: To heck with that....it's taken long enough to get this far..... self service ladies??

Waiter Farmer: !*?!*??!!