IN DREAMS

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

.......OF A GALAXY FAR..FAR AWAY....STAR DATE 4TH NOVEMBER...
WHEN IT ALL BEGAN.....I`D JUST PLACED A BLIP ON MY JOURNAL,
AND WAS GETTING READY TO EAT MY FAVORITE DISH,
`CORNEDBEEF SLICE & CHIPS...WITH A SLIVER OF GRAVY, WHEN
SUDDENLY A GREAT FLASH OF WHITE LIGHT APPEARED IN THE ROOM,
...FOLLOWED BY A HUMMING SOUND....YEA...YOU GUESSED IT....
I WAS ABDUCTED BY `ALIENS`. I WAS HELD CAPTIVE ON AN UNKNOWN
PLANET SOMEWHERE OVER THE `RAINBOW`. POKED AND PRODDED BY
MIND PROBING MACHINES, THAT LOOKED LIKE `BETTA-MAX` VIDEO BOXES,
I WAS HELD IN A TRANCE LIKE STATE, UNABLE TO MOVE OR SPEAK, YET
MY MIND WAS AS CLEAR AS DAY LIGHT. IN THE SAME ROOM WERE FOUR
ALIEN FIGURES, THE ONE I TOOK TO BE THE LEADER, LOOKED VERY MUCH
LIKE `MR.BEAN`. I SAT IN WHAT SEEMED TO BE A `DENTIST` CHAIR, WIRES
WERE EVERYWHERE. IN FRONT OF ME WAS A `SATELLITE DIGITAL 42" SCREEN`
...WHICH SURPRISINGLY LOOKED LIKE MY OWN . I WAS MADE TO WATCH
BACK TO BACK EPISODES OF THE `KRYPTON FACTOR` WHICH MADE ME FEEL
VERY, VERY DROWSY...A SMALL BUT `ROUND` ALIEN WAS WATCHING A HAND
HELD VIDEO SCREEN, SHOWING ALIENS MAKING ` MASHED POTATOES`.
WHICH HE FOUND QUITE AMUSING. THE THIRD ALIEN LOOKED VERY MUCH
LIKE MYSELF, AS HE SLIPPED THROUGH THE SLIDING DOORS...HOLDING
MY `NIKON COOLPIX 50` IN HIS HAND.....I BELIEVE THE `BACKBLIPS` WHICH
MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED ARE OF `HIS` DOING.....THE FOURTH ALIEN,
LOOKING RATHER LIKE A ROTTWIELER, WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR, NEXT
TO AN EMPTY PLATE,....AS I AWOKE, AND GAZED AROUND THE ROOM,
AND WONDERED.....DID IT REALLY HAPPEN!.....WAS I REALLY ABDUCTED?
....MY HEAD ACHES...EMPTY `GROLSCH` BOTTLES LAY AROUND THE ROOM
.....AND YET...I REALLY DON`T REMEMBER EATING MY `CORNEDBEEF ` SLICE
...VERY STRANGE....."THE TURK HAS RETURNED".

`HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND MY FRIENDS`....DREAM ON
TURK:D