Decs

That's what us in the know call them. Or rather us that are trying to organise multiple photoshoots for property developers whilst trying to pretend that it isn't infact winter, and it especially isn't Christmas.

And note to Oxford Street decoration people, stop branding Christmas, and put up something suitably tacky. Just putting 'a Christmas Carol' (as in the new film) in lights isn't good enough.

Rant over.