Can you tell what it is yet?

Can you tell what it is yet? (did you see what I did there? Distracted yooz all from the fact that I have uploaded a totally black picture *)

So anyway today I
chatted about Scottish slang
heard about the rude man in Grays
avoided the overcooked vegetables
noticed that there is a girl racer in my street (tsk)
wondered how many more nights the cats shagging out the back is going to go on for


*it's actually a blip taken surruptitiosly in the back of a car when I realied that it was 23.45 and I'd not be home before midnight...AND I'd not taken any blips. Phew. Thank goodness the BAFTA judges didn't see this pish.