Copyright infringement - Evening Times charged!

Read all about it... EXCLUSIVE! Evening Times stole pictures from my bud A'desk, here's the proof.
Austin Lafferty defending my Bud A'desk commented "My client doesn't even know how to disconnect a USB Memory stick!"
Donny Finlay QC representing Saliva-burn Tesco retorted, "What's awe di fuss aboot, these fings ur gawn on all over our patch"
The trial continues...