Fever

in a mobile phone charger? Rule 8 is a worry. And, by rule 5, the usual trick of rubbing in some damp rain Cream is not the answer.

I suppose this is how my German would come across - let alone my Mandarin, which doesn't exist. But I think the translation budget for the export market might need a review next time around.

I will keep my BB King songs away from it (Rule 6).