The cows are revolting.

It appears that in Perth cows have set up their own society. Perth based cows must be really intelligent- I don't think any Stirlingshire based cows have done anything like this. I want to see their society meeting agendas and papers. Motions around more grass or fairer milking hours? Guest speakers on cow-llective action?

Something I've wondered for a while and may well have written about before is do you think cows look at other cows and think "aw she's much prettier than me" or "jeez gotta cut back on the grass check out the gut!" Or "why can't I have legs as long as hers?" Or "my udders are too small"? Or is that exclusively a human thing?