Mango man

I've taken to buying big juicy mangoes for breakfast. I cannot eat or cut them with any form of grace or dignity, but they are tasty and if they're large enough they do keep hunger locked up until lunch (way more effectively than Shreddies).

This is mango man, who isn't as grumpy as he looks. He can spot a pedestrian walking down the street with a mango buying glint in his eye, from around 500 metres away.