Distortion

What's the point of a fancy camera and pricey lenses if this is the result? Too wet to be outside and too busy with the last day of the excellent Photoshop course. Home tomorrow for better weather and more regular photographs!

In this image:
Nikon D700
Nikkor 50mm 1.8
Nikkor 14-24mm 2.8

All taking a rest on a bedspread whilst the rain tumbles down.