Growing old disgracefully

By GOD

MISCHIEF

Just collected my reserved books from the library. That should keep me out of mischief for a while. What a blessing a library is. When I walk in the librarian always knows who I am and straightway brings over my reserved books. Being a senior citizen I don't even pay late fees. Not sure that's such a good idea, though - it encourages me to be lazy about returning them.

Big weigh in today: - 1 lb, that's 12.5 lbs lost in total - equivalent to five of Andrew Marr's History of the World. Not sure I could carry them up the stairs.

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