AOG Ice Dancing Controversy!

Ice Dancing has always rated as one of the blue ribbon events at the Winter Olympics and the Australian team - "Team Lorikeet" are being represented this year by Lloyd and Lois Lorikeet.  We are releasing images of Lloyd and Lois showing their dismay and frustration at the inadequate facilities being provided for their routine.  We need you to know that Lloyd and Lois are the Aussie equivalent of superstars Torvill and Dean so this is huge news in the ice dancing world.

Sadly we have to report that Lois absolutely lost it and is now facing a disciplinary committee for totally destroying the ice rink.  Unless the rink can be repaired in record time the entire event will have to be cancelled.  Lloyd being the more placid of the two looked on helplessly as his life long partner was having her brain snap!  
It's fascinating to follow the other competitors throughout the world and we encourage you to visit the Alternative Olympics International Headquarters for the most up to date coverage.