W.T.F.

This is a badge given to me by one of the student cohorts from the Creative Writing MA programme at Edinburgh Napier University, which I teach part-time. If you're wondering why, it's because I tend to write W.T.F. alongside anything particularly bizarre, inexplicable or unbelievable in a student's work. For some students that's a badge of pride - so they gave me this badge to wear with pride.