No Way

There is absolutely no way in the world would you get me out there with these two. For one those ropes look very thin and for two I can get dizzy standing on a chair.

I would imagine that cleaning the windows at The Sage in Gateshead can offer continuous employment for as long as you want it unless of course the men in white coats come and take you away!!

A lovely day with Mrs F. Lunch in the Sage followed by a walk along the Quayside.

(searched for cormorants, GailyWaily and/or Elle Mcpherson but found nothing)