Riddle Me This

'%$*? !£@# is like The Force - it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together'

What am I?

Behind the riddle. This was the inspirational tagline from today's instalment of Jenny's little desktop calendar. How sweet! And although I'm even surprised as to how realistic this quacker looks, you might recognise this little ducky from the Cheshire Canals.

Geeses on a postcard.