Giraffe Post...

A man walks into a bar with his mate, Gerry the giraffe.

"Can I get a pint of heavy and a whiskey for the giraffe please."

"Certainly sir," says the barman, "That's £5.10."

They pay and have their drinks. A wee while later, their both finished.

"Fancy another one Gerry?" he asks, "Aye, don't mind if I do."

They sit at the bar chatting and drinking and when Gerry finishes his, he stands up and collapses on the floor. The man gets up to leave.

He's on his way to the door when the barman stops him.

"Here, hoad oan. You canny leave that lying there."

"It's no a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Thanks to Euan for providing the inspiration in the form of a giraffe in the letterbox and to Dave 'Stud' Allan for the giraffe based jape.