I've Been Looking too hard, Waiting too long

I took a little stroll in a perverse moment of sunshine and wandered along to see Bernard.

"Why when you don't visit me for ages, you insist on standing there".

"I think it makes the drivers laugh"

"They think you are looking up my skirt".

"I am looking up your skirt".

"Why?"

"To check if you are a real Scotsman."

"And?"

"Well, you are looking typical for a Scot in this weather".

"Away And Bile yer heid ya mad wummin".

"later Bern Dude,, Later".