I'm a Spanish teacher?

As an occasional teacher lessons are meant to be prepared for us by the regular teacher. We are meant to deliver these already prepared lessons to students. Today, on the first day of class in the new semester, Ridgemont High found themselves down one Spanish professora. So for this week, with no notice whatsoever, I will teach Spanish to a range of students from beginner to "I just moved from Cuba last week".

In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, hasta la vista.