Beside You in Time

Evening all.

Well, I was going to get the members of the Richardson family to sum up January for me in six words or less, but looking around, they all seem to have slunk off to bed leaving me with a heavy blown glass generously filled with whisky and water, a crackling fire, and a really interesting music documentary on BBC 4.

I really need nothing more, so I guess I won't bother you with my cunning plan to reduce the current problem of the floods which are sweeping Southern Britain, which I think is genius, despite popular opinion to the contrary and involves a repositioning of the millions of miniscule sponges that lie under the uk to stop it sinking into the sea, and a controlled movement of the UK populace two steps backward to re-balance the land and drain off some water....

No. I've said too much.

Which would leave me with the only word I can summon for January....

SOGGY!

Anyway, listen, gotta dash. Things. Happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard..

night all


nine inch nails