'If you think I'm coming willingly...'

'Woof! Why do humans think that because we're dogs, we always want to go out for walks? There are days - just like today - when the only way I'm going out that door is If I'm carried out! Woof... Grrrrr!!
Alfred Dog :-|

I carried him outside, he ambled reluctantly behind me until we got to the park. Then it was a different story! He sniffed and scratched and ran and wagged and didn't want to head back inside! Sweet, funny, wilful Alfred Dog! :-)