It's A Hard Life

Up at the crack'o'dawn, away doon't pit(office) wi naw sunlicht AW day min(apart from trip to makro), hunting roon spirts't direecht fur bladders bat and cockleshuts, a wee bath t'git aw that soot aff me (30 lengths), ah had the stoap fir wan minit take rest ma bunions at that miner's rest(order pizza), befir retiring fir the night in't shoebox in't middle'o'road(TV and cbb). And you try an tell thar young folk today...