Desperation Blip?

No! I'm just busy. Here though, is some desperation text. RBS faces £8bn in full year losses. Minister faces anger over flooding. Travis denies 'predatory nature'. Ukraine 'to scrap anti-protest law'. Egypt army backs Sisi presidency bid. Tata chief's Thai death 'suicide'. TV weatherman Talbot on sex charges. 'Impasse' on Syria power transfer. PM: EU migration at reasonable level. US makes Bitcoin exchange arrests.

Actually, I'm busy hacking emails off to advertisers for the FCYC handbook. Anyone out there fancy putting in a small ad?