In a tight spot

Some situations in life just creep up on you. And you ignore them cos they're not urgent and not really causing a problem. but when you think oh that's a wee job I could do now you realise it's not that straight forward....Who needs a whole drawerful and basketful of tights? Seriously. Ridiculous.
The bright yellow ones were for a parrot fancy dress costume that never quite made it to full flight, Better keep them incase...
A perfect wet cold January day job. I think alcohol may be required.....