A year with Che

During the Christmas break Roland went off in search of a calendar for us. After a little while he sent me a text saying: 'Bargains are to be had! For £1.47 we have the choice of kittens, half naked footballers or Che'. No contest. Che for £1.47! What's not to like.

As I said to Roland when we unwrapped Che before hanging him on his hook above the toaster: 'I'm not being picky or ungrateful but I think by July we're going to be a bit sick of this image. Even though it is in a slightly different colour each month ....'

I'm just grateful that Che was an attractive bloke.