Choose Life

This iconic Trainspotting slogan is etched into the glass in the Channel 4 meeting rooms. It's certainly more inspirational than other common office slogans such as 'think outside the box' 'run it up the flagpole' and other such horrors.

Andy's work (a big bank) has the worst offender ever: Kaysor. It's actually KSOR 'Keep the Show On the Road'. Irritating in itself but when an overpaid and underworked exec says it to you at a meeting I'm sure the temptation must be to staple gun him to the wall.

Anyone got a more cringey example of such David Brentisms?

(Incidentally the colours on this shot were beautiful with the light coming through, but I thought it looked kinda cool in black and white.)