A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing....

The quote "all ye who enter here" sprung to mind as a title for this image. However, on researching, I find it is "all hope, abandon ye who enter here" from Dante's Divine Comedy and is supposedly written on the doors of hell.
As this is the entrance to my dining room, and I don't think my cooking is that bad, I'd better leave the quotes to others and maybe re-title this "Door Knob".