Rambo Rock Salt

My secret weapon against the latest, treacherous thaw/freeze event.

No ordinary white rock salt. No, the blue in it makes it far superior to ordinary rock salt. The blue is what guarantees that it will melt the skating rink right in front of the gate to the garage. The blue might even stop future ice from forming. I don't know what the blue is. All I know is that it makes this rock salt look badass. And that's what I need in the ongoing battle against ice. Charge!!!!!

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