How do you make a Venetian blind?

I will answer that question with a YouTube tutorial. But you need lots of slatterns and some string. Or is that my other, more risque, YouTube channel?

No matter. In future videos I will cover Swiss Rolls, Maltese Crosses and... err... French Wine? That last one needs a bit of work.

Sunshine, run in the sun, lots of things to do but, cleverly, I ran out of time and energy before I did them all.