Crofters!

Well you can take the girl out of Uist but not Uist out of the girls! Two of my pals came out for some retail therapy. They spent almost 12 hours in Debenhams town and came back with an eye mask! (To cope with the long summer night!). A bottle of YSL therum that they assure me penetrates three layers of skin (Im thinking the Hebridean wind could do that!). Bewitching blackberry and wild fig foamburst! (Plenty foam in the Atlantic! ) A zebra beach towel to use in the peatbog! A thermal top (Damart made its profit off the Hebridean women) and best of all some bloody thing called TOUCHE ECLAT!!! No I don't have a clue what it is either! Im thinking something to remove scelfs out of ones pubic area! I will have to Google it. Finally the most important female Hebridean accessory....Pink Hunter wellies. I haven't laughed so much in ages.