Risk Assessment

I bought a new pair of trousers when I was in London last week but they needed turning up slightly. When I asked my wife, Happyframe, if she would do this for me the following conversation ensued.

HF - How much do you want turning up?

DD - Not too much. Just to take them off the floor.

HF - I think they are ok as they are.

DD - No. I don't want them trailing on the floor like all the kids have them these days. They are a health and safety hazard!

Both wife and daughter had a great time making fun of me for some hours after.

Imagine my response when I came home from work yesterday to find that HF had turned the offending trousers up and Bananablip had pressed them and left this note on them.

Can a man command no respect in his house these days?

The risk assessment question is; Do I keep them or not?

The family that is, not the trousers!