Geek Chic A Go Go

"I-I-I-I never would have i-i-i-imagined that my f-f-f-face w-w-would ever be u-u-u-used to s-s-sell a-a-a high-end f-f-f-fashion accessory."

Paris Miki will love me for this plug. A truly F.A.B. commercial. I wonder if they'll give me a free pair of Brains glasses with built in G.P.S. and real-time translation ear-plugs for sharing this?

I hope these sell well. Next up could be Joe 90 spectacles! Go to your local Paris Miki showroom, sit yourself down in the B.I.G. R.A.T. and, voila, you have the brain wave patterns of Carol Vordeman!