A man's bedside table

I quite often have a strange collection of things on my bedside table which normally mount up them get swept into the top drawer to be sorted at a later date...

Currently there is my Sherlock Holmes book which was the 1st present Cheryl ever bought me and is always on my bedside table even though I only read 1 story every couple off months, a bar of soap my mum gave me for Christmas that hadn't made it to the bathroom yet (mostly because it smells great and I don't want to use it), a locking wheel nut key for someone's car?, keys for locking my car roof racks, a ring to stop me snoring and 2 buttons which fell/pinged off my kilt waistcoat last time I wore it prompting me to lose some/lots of weight before I had to where it again!