Die Hard in Rivendell episode #1

Rivendell, domain of the Elves. And since its opening to the public, a magnet for Hippies and New Agers.

Elrond (left): ''Bloody recession, I long for the old days when we Elves withdrew from the matters of Man'.

Hippy (centre): 'Like, wow. This place is so spiritual, the vibes are awesome'.

Arwen (right): 'Calm down Elrond, you know we need the money to help maintain the historical buildings'.