Its a stick!

Yep just a plain old stick. Nothing special, can't be used as a wand, has never been used to fend off a pack of wild dogs and was never associated with a little pig who had a poor knowledge of safe construction & basic building materials.

I just needed a stake to stop my chilli plant from getting blown around so I liberated this little guy from the park on my walk home. Chilli plant nice and safe now :)