Up, up and away to Brussels - via a long wait in Amsterdam where we finally gave up on ever being able to buy pancakes at the world's slowest airport cafe - and into the bizarre splendour of big sis's new home. Even more strange for the whole place being on holiday and the family having the run of the full pad. Me and Big A allocated a room so full of toile-style decoration that we had to keep the lights down low.

Honestly, my sisters and their crazy lives.