The Dogs Party

Now in Dundee.

Arrived to a water damaged flat.

The joy of insurance claims to look forward to.

Walk with Beano in Balgay Park.

Lots of sniffing going on.

Reminds me of The Dogs Party Poem

The dogs they had a party
They came from near and far
And some dogs came by aeroplane
And some by motor car
They went into the lobby
And signed the visitors book
And each one hung his arsehole
Upon a separate hook
One dog was not invited
And this aroused his ire
He rushed into the meeting place
And loudly shouted fire
Now the dogs were so excited
They had no time to look
And each one took an arsehole
From off the nearest hook
It is a sad sad story
For it is very sore
To wear anothers arsehole
You have never worn before
And that is why when dogs meet
By land or sea or foam
Each sniffs the others arsehole
In a hope it is its own.

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