Man on roof

Rather him than me!!

A topical joke to make you groan.....

There is a huge flood and a man sits on his roof. He starts panicking, knowing he can’t swim. This man happens to be a priest and decides that God will save him.

A lifeboat comes along asking the priest if he wants any help. The priest says, “No, God will save me”

A helicopter comes along asking the priest if he wants any help. The priest says, “No, God will save me”

A cruise liner comes along asking the priest if he wants any help. The priest says, “No, God will save me”

Half an hour later the priest is dead. He goes up to heaven and asks God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

“I SENT YOU A LIFEBOAT, A HELICOPTER AND A CRUISE LINER! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!!!!”