"DUCK! You suckers."

I infest an Internet group in which one of the members has a "sig." which reads...

"It's not easy being a locavore."

We are a long way from true Locavory(?) but we have taken to raiding the local farm shop a lot more.
Particularly in view of the fact that the local Supermarkets seem to be baby-snatching, all their Swede look barely old enough to be weaned.

The farm shop also has a sense of humour.

Besides I prefer it to S/Market and its quicker when veg is all we want.