Guess what I've got ???

Ok so it's expiration date has come and gone, but I don't really care right now because I have ..... A Man Cold ! ....
That's right coughing , sneezing , itchy eyes , aching bones and looking for sympathy.....
So by the time you see this I'll be on my last legs....
Off to take the medicine and back to bed , moan , moan , grumble , grumble .......... Out of focus , off color , bleary vision ... and that's just the blip...

" Quite pathetic really " says Margaret " It's a cold for heaven's sake ".
" Ah yes , but it's a Man Cold " says I " Just one sneeze away from the plague "
Goodnight everyone.....

douglas