........Top Secret......

This is my contribution to the Festive Feasting........I can tell you what goes into it....but I cannot divulge quantities...nor can I reveal the mechanics of construction......it is a secret more guarded than those of the Illuminati......not even hebs knows the restricted info.

It is made with:
Fox's Butter Crunch biscuits
crushed pineapple from the Man who says "Yes"!
double cream
icing sugar
butter
egg

Gordon Ramsay........Nigel Slater....The Hairy Bikers....Delia....John Torode.....Jamie Oliver....Heston Blumenthal....even the luscious Nigella....would all weep and retire instantly if they were ever allowed to taste it.

It is a wonder....even if I do say so myself.

Suffice to say no-one has ever refused a second helping..........but it is so rich no-one has ever been able to eat a third helping.

Now all I have left to do tomorrow is knock up my Full English breakfast........and then make my sage and onion stuffing.

I've been tracking Santa all day on NORAD............he's currently heading for Cologne!.....soon be here.

Hope you all get all that you wish for tomorrow.

Das vidanya moy padruga.

Schastlivogo Rozhdestva