I Wanna Tell You A Story .......

SWMBO and I were invited out for coffee/tea and mince pies.

I have no idea who ordered the hailstorm just as we were leaving - but it wasn't me and it wasn't appreciated!

It is just as well we weren't there for a meal --- it was still running around outside being watched by the hedgehog in the birdbath.
The mad chicken lady was unable to catch lunch apparently (or more reluctantly - not willing).

The kettle was boiled the old fashioned way............. over a peat burning flame The fire has a very soporific effect - but that was resisted while the photographer photographed the photographer photographing the flames.
Not that he wasn't spotted.