It says this is today's blip but I say it's yester

I've lost my voice. I lost it last night. I have two pitches now- a low growl and a high pitched squeaking.

'But I will miss your lovely voice' said my nut. But my voice box is just poorly, and my voice is not lost forever. Phew.

We all went down to my sisters new place. Mr nut became a fruit ninja and I growled and squeaked a lot