Well deserved

And much needed beer, food and catch up with a lovely friend

Today's supermarket argument:

Mummy, will Steve get presents for Christmas?

No

why not?

Because he's a cat

but cats like Christmas!

No they don't, he doesn't even know it's Christmas

yes he does!

No he doesn't, he's a cat

he does know it's Christmas, and he actually loves Christmas

He does not know it's Christmas, and he does not love it, he doesn't care what day it is

he does care, and Santa cares about Steve, even if you don't

Santa does not care about Steve

why not?!

Because Steve's a cat, and Santa doesn't care about cats, and even if he did care about cats he wouldn't bring Steve a present because he's not nice

he is nice!

He's not nice, he's bitey. And Santa doesn't bring presents for bitey boys, girls or cats. And Steve doesn't like presents anyway, he'd just bite them

he would not bite presents! He'd play with them!

And what do you think Steve would play with

barbies. He plays with my barbies all the time when you're not looking. Poor Steve. You're mean

I am not mean

then prove it by buying Steve a barbie....



(At this point the poor bloke trying to stack shelves gave in an started snorting out loud. I did not buy Steve a barbie)