Man in a hat

A short exchange with a man this morning.

'Sorry... I didn't see you..' says man number one, getting to his feet.

'Because you didn't fucking look!' says man number two, in what was possibly not his most reasonable tone or rational moment, as he picked himself and his bike up off the same road.

Man number one beat a less than polite retreat.

Man number one is, as you may have guessed, a fuckwit.

Bar a cut and a couple of sore bits man number two is fine, thanks for asking.