BACON

Roger and I have been fantasising about this moment since September.

At the risk of repeating earlier blips, as I eat these too often not to have blipped one before, a bacon sarnie and chips near work is a perfect way to break up the day. It's worth temporarily setting aside the racist scandal that hit this pub last year.

To help with an idea of scale, imagine the size of a man's head. You now know the size of the sandwich.