Some baw bag ('scuse the language) bought these for me to wear at my staff night out tomorrow......

That would be the one night of the year that I dress in my finery, slap on the fake tan, fake lashes, buff my bits and bobs and generally 'make an effort' to look fabulous then?@!



The last time I wore deely-bopers was in the 80's. And nothing and nobody will make me return to that dark place.......