L'argent met ensemble l'oeuf double

I guess I ate a lot in Nanjing!

Notice that in this menu, tuna is actually tunny. And there's the ultimate dish: "The money puts together the double egg". Don't ask me. There was also no fried squid on the menu, only "explodes the squid". This is by far the worst translations I've seen in a menu in China.... and I have seen a lot!